Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
You are the only one who would stop a bum, tell him to open up, then pour straight vodka in his mouth. You made his year.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
tell me about the fingering
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