I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
No, you don't understand. If the words "stop," "alcohol poisoning," and "regret" aren't in the same sentence by the end of the night, I will have failed this birthday.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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