Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
If the blood belongs to whoever dumped glitter all over my couch than the motherfucker got what was coming to them. If not, I hope they're ok.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
Date #3: He brought me a mason jar full of organic weed that he grew on his property. Will you be the witness when we sign our marriage license?
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
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