The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
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