I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
We were drunk having sex and I knocked over her bedside table/fish bowl and she jumped off to check if her fish was still alive but she made me pasta so it's cool
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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