Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
I can't believe we just used the phrase "jizz to juice ratio" in casual conversation.
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
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