So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
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