Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
As an added realisation of today. If we used the last time I got laid as a conceiving date I would have a two week old baby. It's been too long...
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
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