: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
dude, that chick is coming to see me and stay for 2 nights. I'm hitting the 3rd in the trifecta of friends.
You're one hell of a depraved bastard dude, I'm borderline speechless. You officially win.
They all have matching tattoos so they're all official bffs. I love my life.
so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
If you think hives from an allergic reaction to lube is funny, remind me to tell you the story about how I got a black eye from masturbating.
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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