mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
We are two peas in an std pod
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
WTF was I supposed to tell them? "hi mom and dad, this is some rando I met on the internet. please ignore the noises that will be coming from my bedroom for the next 60-90 minutes. kthxbye."
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
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