So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
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