Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
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