i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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