I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
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