her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
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