i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
Nope. She just screamed at me "YOU WERE A FAILED ABORTION" and "I'LL PUT ANTHRAX IN YOUR PILLOW YOU LITTLE FUCK". Best mother award ever
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
Next time someone asks you what your spirit animal is do you really want to answer the iowa state fair butter cow?
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
Randomize
