I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
when your dumb AF ex “accidentally” venmos you $50 and texts you asking for it back..... —sorry I accidentally deleted your number and cashed out
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
Randomize
