There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
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