Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
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