So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
Just saw a half naked, drunk, 6th grade math teacher throwing small children around to the Titanic soundtrack.
What kind of wedding is this and why wasn't I invited
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
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