dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
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