Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
Sometimes I'm jealous of turtles because they can just go to their homes whenever they want by putting their heads in their bodies.
How high are you?
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
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