Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
You know you have an interesting job when you go to work and have to Google search "How to get poop out of a dryer".
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
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