you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
I wish the ER had shaved that part of my head. It would be easier to show people my staples at the bar.
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
Randomize
