We have a vodka soaked ShamWow with your name on it.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
I walked into the kitchen and twelve of them were just staring at the oven. Freshmen are the weirdest drunks ever.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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