Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
If u ever apologize to me for "too-rough" sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
how do you say “i know we haven’t hung out in a month, but i gave myself an amazing orgasm to your picture the other day” without coming on too strong
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