matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
Yeah dude. Pulled out the couch and a bird flew at me. Please tell me who put a bird in my house.
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
I'm drunk eating a quesadilla while this kid is tryina come over and I'm just like no. I want the quesadilla.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
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