So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
he quoted the bible to break up with me
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
I was about to share my drunken story from the weekend, but two friends getting married and one finding out she's pregnant makes Saturday in jail look a little suspect.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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