redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
Randomize
