You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
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