His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
I got her a Nickelback box set.
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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