I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
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