Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
OMG the post office opened my dildo! "we sincerely regret the damage to your package"
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
Don't let me publish my memoir unless "hurt my ankle drunk irish dancing" is at least the title of a chapter because that is really the whole story of my life.
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
I used the phrase "love child of quasimodo and cyclops " in a sentence today.
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
Help. Why am I so naked?
Randomize
