All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
im calling her cock vulture from now on
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
I have peed in a lot of sinks
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
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