3:12 am: but i thought i was coming over tonight, don't fall asleep i wore new underwear
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
In case this wasn't clear when i said being his wingman was "hopeless", his date walked out on him when he poured a beer on his head trying to shotgun it
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
On another note, I think my upstair neighbor is having sex. How awkward would it be if I showed up to her door with a bag of Chipotle?
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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