im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
You were such a shitshow...I was just standing in the kitchen eating my toaster strudel and you came in, whispered "you didn't see anything" and led him to the couch
Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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