they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
I'm home with mono, wearing knee high socks, shorts, a stained old shirt, and a surgical mask. He comes over ANYWAY with soup, a gas mask, billions of DVDs, and eats me out. He's either stupid, whipped, or i'm just THAT good.
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
If I give you a key to my place you have to promise to one day wake me up with a blowjob.
And by one day I mean once every two weeks.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
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