she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
I peed in my sheets during a dream. Like straight up. A whole new drunk.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
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