Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
Jelly. This is your "are you still alive" text. Any response will do.
Hey I found a cat!
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
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