I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
Just saw the new iPhone. I would totally let Steve Jobs and Jon Ive eiffel tower me right now.
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
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