More tranny stories later!
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
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