We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
My roommate has gone Christmas crazy. It looks like Jack Frost came all over my living room. Wanna come fuck me in the fake snow by the fireplace?
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
When I die, I want you to spread my ashes at a Cracker Barrel.
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
I need to sanitize my soul.
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
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