Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
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