you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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