One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
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