we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
I drank so much Goldschläger last night, I could shit a necklace.
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
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