Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
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