Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
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