you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
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