I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
I hereby state that I am over the age of 18. If I am not of age to purchase or consume alcohol products, I hereby acknowledge that I have not received any alcohol products from said party host. Also, in the event of injury or death, said party host is not to be held accountable. Please reply with your full name and today's date for your e-signature". *note: no text, no entry.*
Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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